Year: 2014
Duration: 73 min.
Directed by: Philip Lilienschwarz
Actors: Stefan Vancura, Caroline Betz, Najely Chumana
Language: German | NO SUBTITLES
Country: Germany
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Description: Since this movie is in German with no subtitles, I am not sure exactly what its about. I’m guessing its a bio-pic about a young Dick Cheney and how he became CEO of Haliburton and then Vice-President of US.
Or it could be about some self-righteous piece of shit who tortures people in the name of god. Wait a minute, this is a movie about Dick Cheney!
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BEST REVIEW EVER!
Nailed it right between the eyes.
Best movie to watch before you go out shooting birds with your buddy and then shoot him in the face, accidentally, in front of a dozen people. No harm no foul. And, would you rat out Dickless Cheney since you know he will chew on yer innards and then head to church. Nope, no sir, it was purely an accident, I was twenty feet from him and, uh, well, I cut a fart. My friends, other than Dickless, they call me duckman cuz my fars sound like ducks quacking see, I never slapped one off in Dickless’ presence befor, and uh, well, he musta thought I was a just a big flightless duck wearing a bright orange vest, they do that ya know, cuz he filled my face full of buckshot, it’s ll good.
KUDOS WIP!
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Odd movie… looks like somebody really made a plan, a script and some thoughts, what to shoot. It really starts well, I guess I most mostly surprised by the soundtrack, which kept good over the whole time-span, but this was actually the end of any surprise.
Mommy’s little wanker falls into a crisis after mommy died and fills this with catholicism… killing the queers, wife-cheaters and anything amoral in his eyes to give his life some new sense.
They main character is acted quite well, I mean every fucking cliché given, but anyway, it’s solid, but everyone else ist acting so bad, noone is any less cliché and the dialogues are so terribly bad, they must be real-life schizos or authists to explain why they are permanently reacting so massivly unapropriatly to the situations.
The next weird things is; next to the really solid and gory special effects, which are basically the best best next to the soundtrack in this film, is one really bad special effect, where he cuts of the finger of his sister. It’s absolutly visible that it is a blood filled hose made out of white plastic instead of a finger… and they tripple-recycling this super bad effect!? I still can’t believe it. LOL
All in all it’s predictable as fuck, absolutly surprise-free, is simply explaining everything, that the audience isn’t bothered by making an own thought at all, it’s cliché-driven in every aspect, but kind of entertaining (at least for the music and the gore-factore).
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…and one more thing that leaves me wondering;
The psychopathic killer is mentioning that he is cleaning his village or smalltown from theological hypocrits, child molestors and generally everyone, because everyone sins, he kills one guy after another, but where the heck is the police?? Seems like non-existing in this movie, but maybe the place where the action is happening is too small for an own police. Still laughing…