Year: 1984
Duration: 01:31:32
Directed by: Larry Cohen
Actors: Anne Carlisle, Brad Rijn, John Woehrle and Matthew Stockley
Language: English
Country: USA
Also known as: Blind Alley, Inocência Fatal, L’impasse sanglante, Vicolo cieco
Description: Little Matthew witnesses Johnny commit a murder. While Johnny is a pretty good guy and only kills guys who deserve killing, the Man doesn’t want there to be any witnesses. So the killer with a heart of gold needs to get with the program and snuff the kid. But kid snuffing ain’t easy and it takes some planning. And because our kind and gentle killer is also a playa, he figures he should probably schtoop the kid’s mom so she doesn’t get all suspicious about him hanging around and staring at her kid. There are also some feminist bitches who talk a lot of smack. Mom was one of them because she was divorced and wasn’t getting any, but then Johnny the kid killer showed up and her vagina forgot she was a feminist. And that she’s mother a who should probably try to keep dudes from killing her kid.
This isn’t Cohen’s finest, but it’s a very solid thriller with Cohenesque social commentary. And who doesn’t want to see a flick about a contract killer after a 4 year old. I mean that’s just classic.
Here’s what you get:
[X] Kid Killers
[X] People Opposed to Rape
[X] Feminist Bitches
[X] Feminist Vaginas Subdued by Killer Cock
[X] Organized Crime
[X] Little Boy Bathtub Secrets
[X] Dauber Dybinski
[X] Feminist Vaginas Resurgent Via Phallic Butcher Knives
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