Year: 2012
Duration: 66 min
Directed by: Ron Bonk
Actors: Kellyn Lindsay, Nicola Fiore, Wes Reid
Language: English
Country: USA
Description: Another one of those movies where the writer/director forgot to write something after coming up with a clever title. See Satan’s Cannibal Holocaust. Well, another director has just made the list of Banned Directors Who Should Never Be Allowed to Make Anything Ever Again! From what I could gather from the movie, this is about a tenement that is about to be demolished. The few people who haven’t yet left are terrorized by an unknown brunette and her gang of thugs who kill the tenets and supposedly eat them, although I saw no evidence of this. A scruffy homeless blond girl shows up to fight them. I have no explanation as to why. The End. Even at 66 minutes, this feels like an eternity. The title will no doubt trick some people into watching out of curiosity [like me, for instance]. But imagine if this was named, ‘Exit: Tenement.’ Would you pass on it now?
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