Year: 2010
Duration: 01:22:06
Directed by: Albert Pyun
Actors: Kevin Sorbo, Michael Paré and Melissa Ordway
Language: English
Country: USA
Also known as: Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire
Description: A princess is on a quest to unite the five greatest warriors to save her kingdom from a demon sorceress.
Review #1: “I don’t really know what to say. I think I can make better CGI in paint, and the acting is better in porno movies. Kevin Sorbo did a good job, but you get the same amount of good acting in the Hercules TV show. Melissa Ordway on the other hand, wow, you know she got this part for her pretty face, not her acting skills. If you want some kind of adventure, STAY AWAY! Go for a walk in a park and hit a tree with a twig. Wow! Much better fun than this movie… Catwoman is better than this movie… It might seem like I am only bitching, but I feel like I need to warn people about this half made movie…Oh yes, this is only part 1…and no part 2 has been started…”
Review #2: “Congratulations to the director…you made the worst movie of all time. I’ve never commented on a movie here but couldn’t resist after watching this debacle. The effects, acting, and storyline are worse then a junior high theater production. I’m not sure but at times I think the cameraman might have been having a seizure. The storyline has so many plot holes it’s like a sieve and what plot there is is so disjointed that you can’t tell what’s going on or what is supposed to be taking place. Most of the movie makes very little sense and what does is just pointless. I can’t say enough bad about this movie. I mean for Christs sake I’ve seen better vampire fangs in a grocery story Halloween kit then what they used in this “movie”!”
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this is possibly the worst film in history. we waited 30 years for a sequel to The Sword And The Sorceror and we get this tripe – one third credits, one third “film”, one third “trailer for more films like this”.
Lee Horsley, the original Talon, turns up – almost unrecognizable and huge looking in a bar.
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All in all, I would have to agree. Being a fan of Sword and the Sorcerer since it first came out, I was seriously disappointed in this movie. I got all excited when I saw Talon, but that was the best part of the entire film. The vampire effects were cool, the cgi was lame as hell, the acting was ok…but as a sequel to a classic that I grew up with. No frikkin’ way. Worth a watch for die hard fans, nothing more.