Year: 1964
Duration: 01:22:00
Directed by: Alvaro Mancori, Lewis Mann
Actors: Dan Vadis, Spela Rozin, Carla Calò
Language: Italian | English Subtitles
Country: Italy
Also known as: Der größte Sieg des Herkules, Hércules Contra o Império dos Elefantes, Hercule l’invincible, Hercules Against the Elephants’ Empire, Hercules the Invincible, Iraklis, o aittitos, Land of Darkness – Part I
Description: First of all, the song that they sing at the beginning is so full of youthful and healthy male vigor that you’ll want to stick your penis into a meatgrinder and sing along! “Aaaahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhh !! The Mighty Sons of Hercules…” Ooo I feel it coursing through my veins! I’m filled with healthful vim!
This is a another sword-and-sandal epic cling-clang sword and spear fest that is most preposterously dubbed. Oiled-up Dan Vadis (The Triumph of Hercules), hot chicks from Italy, so-called men in tunics with Little Lord Fauntleroy hair, legions marching in lines. If you watch this while you do your taxes, you will enjoy it much more. And George Bush will slaughter a goat in your honor (instead of having oily rump-sex with Tony Blair). I’m so juiced up on ‘roids right now I’m lactating.
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