Year: 2003
Duration: 01:40:08
Directed by: Charles E. Cullen
Actors: Will Henson, David Hawkins, Jack Harris
Language: English
Country: USA
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After being fired from the rodeo, three klowns and a huge chicken get involved with mind-altering drugs that deliver them on a bloody rampage across Kansas. Pursued by a U.S. Marshall from Utah who specializes in clown cases, they become perilously entangled with a swindling cult leader whose truck (complete of scammed money) they’ve stolen to pull their trailer. It’s a crazy event of guns, puppets, blood, rubber noses and dark laughter.
Many people think Ed Wood Jr. is the downright worst film manufacturer ever to pinch out a film, but they’re really incorrect. we understand, because Charles E. Cullen is that bastard. It’s pretty hard to describe this function without which makes it sound 14 times much better than it really is, so it’s best to ignore the following rant and go watch something that’ll ultimately enrich your life instead of sucking your brain dry of the will to live (and possibly pushing you into thinking an afternoon of murder/suicide at the shopping mall might be a great thing).
Incredibly, this absolutely awful, time-stealing hunk of crap is even even worse and far much more shoddy than Cullen’s earlier SUPER BADASS (98) – a film I can now regard (after viewing this) as a fucking masterpiece. Horribly long at 100 excruciatingly inept, bad, piss-poor minutes, Cullen even provides the limping country music sound recording which jumpcuts every time there’s an edit, which is not merely technically stupid, it’s really, really, really, really, makes and annoying this shot on video clip, zero spending plan stinkball virtually unwatchable. Then once again, perhaps you have actually to be on break to endure it or you’re supposed to view it in FF or I’m completely lacking the joke….. Nope, screw it. This might be a just shit. Seriously, if you put this movie on a stick, you could hoist information technology aloft and truthfully announce to the world “Hey look! we got shit on a stick!”. Get ahead tho’, you fucking watch it. It’s about rodeo clowns and has drunken, drug working puppets, an evil preacher cult, very unedited, long out-takes, unending zoom shots, fake noses, a cap gun fight, repeated scenes and a man in a chicken suit
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