Year: 2001
Duration: 01:24:49
Directed by: Lee Demarbre
Actors: Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton, Tim Devries
Language: English
Country: Canada
Also known as: Jesucristo cazavampiros
Description: Jesus Christ descends on earth to defeat the raging vampires in Canada with the help of his martial arts skills.
Review: Jesus Christ – Vampire Hunter is a low budget, poorly shot and edited but very interesting movie. The film is “bad”, but funny.
Plot. The film tell us by the hairy and bearded guy from the bushes. It begins with a punk who hurries somewhere, as it later turns out he is the priest. Brutal Father has some bad news, the flock is thinning, it is unclear where the lesbians began to disappear and it is a bad sign. Church understand what is happening, and asks for help from Jesus Christ. Who lives in a sacred place on the beach. Jesus was disturbed by this news and immediately proceed to the investigation. Problems arise immediately, here and vampires, and atheists claiming Jesus in the face that they do not believe. Instead of walking on water and turning water into wine, the son of God has kung fu skills and good singing.
Outcome. Crazy journey, conversations with ice cream and big ass girl waiting for you in this film. And of course a good black humor. I would put 7 but there is something that I did not like. Jesus was dressed in a suit, with long robe and I like it more.
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