| Storyline A group of horny, busty sorority sisters head out to a cabin in the woods to do some celebrating. We all know that’s asking for trouble, but these girls have a triple whammy of bad luck: - They’re followed to the cabin by a creepy local with a shotgun.
- Their boobs momentarily distract a prison guard who was supervising maximum security prisoners inexplicably on roadside work detail, and even more inexplicably dressed in white t-shirts and jeans.
- A local archeologist — despite a half-hearted suggestion/warning from the aforementioned creepy local — is digging up an Indian burial ground.
That’s right…three potentially deadly threats. Luckily, two of them cancel.My honest appraisal: the first 30 minutes are pretty unmemorable. It looks like the crew got a hold of an actual military helicopter somehow, and they film the hell out of it. (Oddly enough, they don’t film FROM it…they try to fake it, but like everything else in this movie, it doesn’t really work.) Once everyone’s in the cabin, though, it gets pretty hilarious…bad acting combines with bad writing and editing and directing and big floppy jugs to make some really special moments. Yes, it stars Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.
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Rating: 4.1
Genres: Horror
Director: John McBrearty
Year: 1990
Stars: Len Lesser, Deborah Dutch, Eric Clark
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