Year: 1976
Duration: 01:08:53
Directed by: Robert J. Kaplan
Actors: Brother Theodore, Terri Hall, Robert Kerman
Language: English
Country: USA
Also known as: Gums
Description:
Insane porn parody of JAWS featuring horny puppets, a Mermaid who blows guys to demise (plus in one instance sticks her head out of a toilet) and a Nazi lunatic played by Brother Theodore who volunteers to capture the Mermaid for oil wells instead of money. Theodore has the “Captain Quint” role in this exercise in sea-going vulgarity. Richard Bolla looks a great deal like Richard Dreyfuss and carries around a blond blow-up doll for amusement. You must see this movie to disbelieve it. Lots of underwater photography of the naked mermaid (Terri Hall) swimming around, but watch out for those lust-mad puppets!
we watched GUMS appropriate after receiving it in the mail and had been “treated” to a insane parody of JAWS featuring horny puppets, a Mermaid who blows men to death (as well as in one situation sticks her head out of a toilet) and a Nazi lunatic played by Brother Theodore who volunteers to capture the Mermaid for oil wells instead of money. Theodore has the “Captain Quint” role in this exercise in sea-going vulgarity. Richard Bolla appears a great deal like Richard Dreyfuss and carries around a blond blow-up doll for enjoyment. You need to see this film to disbelieve information technology. Lots of underwater photography of the naked mermaid (Terri Hall) swimming around, but watch out for those lust-mad puppets!
An interesting film, complete of bad jokes, bad acting and extremely poor special result. I truly enjoyed information technology. It will never get straight down as one of the great porn films of all time, but with Nazis, glove puppets, mermaids and a desperate mayor trying to save the getaway season, all combined into a spoof of jaws, it’s well really worth one hour of your time. Terri Hall as the mermaid does not speak a word, but i suppose being under water and having her lips full many of the time, this is only to be anticipated. As a porn movie, the sex is sparse, short in period and comical. General i would state its a movie that you could enjoy as long as you keep your expectations low and take it for exactly what it’s, cheerful and cheap.
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