Year: 2005
Duration: 01:21:44
Directed by: Sarah Nean Bruce and Eduardo Durão
Actors: Rhett Giles, Andreas Beckett and Denise Boutte
Language: English
Country: USA
Also known as: Bram Stoker’s Way of the Vampire, Van Helsing’s Way of the Vampire, Cesta upírú – Van Helsing vs. Dracula, Van Helsing vs. Drácula
Description: Dr. Abraham Van Helsing is granted immortality by the Catholic Church until he can hunt down the last vampire prince. The making of has one of the worst actors you will see going on about what a great actor he is
Review: Imagine a movie with terrible actors, ghastly bad special effects, an anorexic plot, and no budget. This is worse. Please don’t get me wrong…I love vampire movies…but this is one major waste of money..both to make, and for ANYONE to pay to see. As I watched the movie, I could see the director coaching the actors, “ok..now look scared…now…look horrified…now succumb…now go limp. It was painful to watch. Have you ever put “fake fangs” in your mouth to finish your Dracula costume at Halloween? Do you remember how funny you sounded talking with the prosthetic teeth? OMG…the actors lisped their way thru their lines like kids who have just put in their first cheap vampire fangs. Do you think the director/producers/anyone notice this? I am guessing not. The dialog was shallow and seemed penned by a teenager. (The producer’s 8th grade child maybe?) The volume of the voice recording was out of balance with effects and background music. In order to hear and understand the dialog, you are required to elevate the volume so high that the “special effects sounds” become deafening.
The action was limited, and the combat second rate. The actors lacked the combat/martial arts skills you expect to see in a movie of any caliber. The vampires movements were inconsistent and downright silly…sometimes they moved like listless zombies, other times like speed freaks, and still other times they “slinked” with bended knees, swaying arms and drunken swaggers as if trying to pretend to be cats.
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