Duration: 94 min.
Directed by: Penelope Buitenhuis
Actors: Miguel Ferrer, Laura Mennell, Brendan Penny
Also known as: Corrida para o Inferno, Eisodos stin Kolasi
Description: Cheesy, derivative, rip-off of other rip-offs. This just seemed like ‘The Hills Have Eyes’ with Supernatural Biker Vampires instead of Hill people. This is a Biker-Vampire-Cannibal movie that manages to be boring, laughable, and dull, even when the Bikers are biting chunks out of people’s necks and drinking blood from the spurting, human-geysers, their victims have become…The tone of the biker’s leader is too “Saturday afternoon movies on corporate tv”-ish to take seriously or feel any kind of threat or tension from. And a cobra in Texas? WTF? –I mean, sit back, relax, and prepare to experience the most frightening, most original horror ever made –> Crazy Murder (2015)
No need to watch “Boring, Unoriginal Ride to Dullsville,” check out Crazy Murder, instead…